Chillout!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Things to do when your bored in class :P

1. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks

2. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.

3. Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I’m not God ’

4. Randomly laugh hysterically.

5. Try to get your class to sing “We don’t need no education” .

6. Run to the window and sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.

7. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.

8. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That’s mine ’

9. Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class .

Thursday, October 2, 2008

lame as$ fights

Its sad how ppl are fighten over any thing these days. What also is sad that they fight about dumm stuff that no one with a brain would even argue about. Those past few days i've heard about stupid fights happening for no reason. ama tell u one of those stories. On the 2nd day of 3eid i heard that there was a fight in the Avenues, and that there was 200 ppl in it and there was blood every where and that some shops etkasrew. I heard from alot of ppl that what started the fight is that Mohanad and Lames were gona be at the Avenues but they didnt come so ppl got pissed. When they told me that is the reasons y the fight started i thought it was sad how ppl act this way here and how they actually need a life. In Florida the place i lived in almost all ma life no one would get in to a fight for this reason not even if they were drunk :P I'm not sayin that every one in kuwait is a dumm as$ im callen the ones getin pissed for any thing that gotta do with Mohanad or Lames or that other cow Noor is an official loser n a dumm as$. If it was a fight over a girls or a gang fight i wouldn't think that its dumm but y would they even fight in 3ied in the 1st place. walla there 7aywanat. Today i was out with ma cussins and we stoped at this ba8ala infront of She3ib park to get some things to drink and some other stuff there were 4 guys in the ba8ala and one of them had blood on his shirt min kalamhom when he was tellen them what happened that he got into a fight in the park with a group of guys cus of a girl and when i walked out of the ba8ala i seen police and all that stuff that comes with them and ppl out side and i bet it had to do with more than just a girl:P thats another story that shows that ppl these days need to find somthin ales to do than to go and find a reason to fight on a day ppl r out to have fun in and at a place were there is familys.

i just wanted to share ma thoughts with u guys and make a post :D iight take care n i hope u had a good and SAFE 3ied:D

Monday, September 15, 2008

My Wish list

Have to meet Lil Wayne cuz all ama say is that IM IN LOVE WITH HIM :P

i wanna move back to florida

I wanna be a pilot one day

I wanna escalade cuz i kno ill look good in it:P

I wanna get a Bull dog cuz i think there cute

**thats all i can think of for right now when i think of more ill update it :P **

Monday, August 25, 2008

Yo mama so ugly hotel mangers use her picture to keep away Rats

Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in september, ppl say, "Damm it, can't belive it's Holloween already.."

Yo mama so stupid she was born on holloween and can't remember her birthday

Yo mama so stupid when i asked her to purchase me a colored tv she asked me ..."which color? "

Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

Yo mama so fat her passport photo says 'picture is continued over left'

Yo mama so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering the popcorn with her leg hair

Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off

Yo mama so smelly her shit is glad to escape

Yo mama just like a squirrel she always got nuts in her mouth.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

On the 23rd of August

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Wo0ho0, Finally turning '??' years old :p
Expecting you people to wish me a Happy Birthdays at 12:00 midnight. =D

Given to what i post, How old do u think i am????

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

♥Girl & Guy Facts♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Girl Facts♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!♥

♥when you catch a girl glancing at you,she wants you to look backand smile.♥

♥When a girl bumps into your arm,while walking with youshe wants you to hold her hand♥

♥When she wants a hugshe will just stand there♥

♥When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later♥

♥When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through her mind.♥

♥When a girl is not arguing,she is thinking deeply.♥

♥When a girl looks at you with eyes full ofquestions,she is wondering how long you will bearound♥
♥When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after afew seconds,she is not fine at all♥
♥When a girl stares at you,she is wondering why you are playing games♥
♥When a girl lays her head on your chest,she is wishing for you to be hers forever♥
♥When a girl says she can't livewithout you,she has made up her mind that you areher future♥
♥When a girl says, "I miss you,"no one in this world can miss you morethan that♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Guy Facts♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥When a guy calls you,he wants to be with youWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to you♥
♥When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrong♥
♥When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a fewminuteshe means it.♥
♥When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him andwonders if you do.♥
♥When your laying your head on a guy'schest,he has the world.♥
♥When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday,he is in love.♥
♥When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,he means it.♥
♥When a guy says he can't live without you,he's with you till your done.♥
♥When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more than you could haveever missed him or anything else♥