Yo mama so ugly hotel mangers use her picture to keep away Rats 

Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in september, ppl say, "Damm it, can't belive it's Holloween already.."  

Yo mama so stupid she was born on holloween and can't remember her birthday 

Yo mama so stupid when i asked her to purchase me a colored tv she asked me ..."which color? "

Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

Yo mama so fat her passport photo says 'picture is continued over left'

Yo mama so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering the popcorn with her leg hair

Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off 

Yo mama so smelly her shit is glad to escape 

Yo mama just like a squirrel she always got nuts in her mouth.

On the 23rd of August

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Wo0ho0, Finally turning '??' years old :p
Expecting you people to wish me a Happy Birthdays at 12:00 midnight. =D

Given to what i post, How old do u think i am????

♥Girl & Guy Facts♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Girl Facts♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!♥

♥when you catch a girl glancing at you,she wants you to look backand smile.♥

♥When a girl bumps into your arm,while walking with youshe wants you to hold her hand♥

♥When she wants a hugshe will just stand there♥

♥When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later♥

♥When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through her mind.♥

♥When a girl is not arguing,she is thinking deeply.♥

♥When a girl looks at you with eyes full ofquestions,she is wondering how long you will bearound♥
♥When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after afew seconds,she is not fine at all♥
♥When a girl stares at you,she is wondering why you are playing games♥
♥When a girl lays her head on your chest,she is wishing for you to be hers forever♥
♥When a girl says she can't livewithout you,she has made up her mind that you areher future♥
♥When a girl says, "I miss you,"no one in this world can miss you morethan that♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Guy Facts♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥When a guy calls you,he wants to be with youWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to you♥
♥When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrong♥
♥When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a fewminuteshe means it.♥
♥When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him andwonders if you do.♥
♥When your laying your head on a guy'schest,he has the world.♥
♥When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday,he is in love.♥
♥When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,he means it.♥
♥When a guy says he can't live without you,he's with you till your done.♥
♥When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more than you could haveever missed him or anything else♥

♥♥♥ Was there someone in your mind as you read this?♥♥♥

♥♥♥Don't deny it, you know you never want to lose this person♥♥♥

B-ball in the Olympics

I support the USA basketball team in the Olympics. They have alot of good players on the team. I wish them luck and i'll try to watch every game they play in, cuz i wouldn't wanna miss Lebron, Kobe, Caramello and Dwayne Wade playing, cuz i think they're the hottest B-ball players ever !! ;P

Wade, Caramello and Lebron

Kobe Bryant

songs of the moment

In the month of Augest i have some new Hip Hop and RnB songs that i liked. Ma friends tell me i got a good taste in music and i hope u like it :)

1. My life by The Game ft. Lil Wayne

2. Got money by Lil Wayne ft. T pain

3. Text msg by Raheem Davaughn

4. I love ur girl by The Dream ft. Young Jeezy

5. Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne ft. Jay z

6. Cant belive it by T pain ft. Lil Wayne

7. Fallin in love by Akon ft. Roy L

8. Please Excuse My Hands by Plise ft. Jamie Foxx & The Dream

9. Independent by Webbie ft. Lil' Phat & Lil' Boosie

10. Baby by LL Cool J ft. The Dream

FLORIDA

This is Florida aka The Sunshine State and the place i was raised in. The capital of Florida is Tallahassee. I lived in Tampa wich is another city in FL. There is alot of places i used to like to go to and i still do. I liked alot of things about FL and I cant wait for the day i go back to it. There is alot of places that are fun to go to in florida and i wanna tell u about them so if u go to florida u would kno were to go so u would have an exciting vication. U should visit the sunny beaches and get a tan cuz there sun is really nice. Florida is known for its theme parks like Disney, Bush Gardens, and The 6 Flags. Yobr City is located in Tampa, it has alot of old historic buildings that are nice to look at . Yobr City also has ALOT of clubs in it, every friday and saterday night it is full of ppl and its the place to be at if u wanna party and have a good time. There is alot of malls in florida but the biggest mall is called Florida Mall its in Orlando and if u wanna go to it and shop in there for only one day u better go from the morning cuz its gonna take u a long time to walk in it. Florida is a really nice place to go cuz of the wather and the ppl and all the stuff u can do so i hope if u go to it u like it :D

iight guys if u wanna kno more or have any qustions feel free to ask ill be more than happy to answer u ;D

hoodii

About Me

what's good..I'm new to this..and I'll tell u some stuff abt me so u know me alittle..but soon from my posts ull know me better.

I just moved to kuwait like a yr ago and i kinda like it. I lived in Florida for almost 9yrs but used to live in kuwait befor. I like to go online and lisin to music it's something i have to do every day. HipHop and RnB r my favorite type of music.ill tell u more about me later on iight thanxx for readin ;D