Yo mama so ugly hotel mangers use her picture to keep away Rats
Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in september, ppl say, "Damm it, can't belive it's Holloween already.."
Yo mama so stupid she was born on holloween and can't remember her birthday
Yo mama so stupid when i asked her to purchase me a colored tv she asked me ..."which color? "
Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time
Yo mama so fat her passport photo says 'picture is continued over left'
Yo mama so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering the popcorn with her leg hair
Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off
Yo mama so smelly her shit is glad to escape
Yo mama just like a squirrel she always got nuts in her mouth.
9 comments:
hahaha i love yo mama jokeS!
loool!!
7adich 3ala my mom haa!!! ;@
hq just wait until i see u i got alot of shit to say about u and ur mom :P
noonie that one was for ur mom by the way :P lool im playin :D
sh7afena, who dosent love yo mama jokes :P
loool;p
i dont wanna see u in 3 days;(
LOL :P!
Yo Mama's so FAT, she has her own zipcode :P
hq- u dont need to see me ;) lool
ghalya -i kno im good at it so dont fuuckk with me cuz ill thorw yo mama bombs at yaa :P
atoona- haha :I u aint funny lool u kno whats funny this>>Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
u want more iight wait let me think.....Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon :D how u like that ""toona"" :P
shyab the spoon? that was lame ;p! u can do better Doooodiii <--(yah theres a missing letter there.. ;p)
toona chubb its funny but yoo dumm as$ dont get it, u kno he said chilly and chilly is a food cubans eat u have to kno it :P so she got the spoon to eat it do u get it now or u still got a brain problem :P lool and u better not write that other letter cuz ill name u somethin just as nice as the one ull name me ;D
awalan, its still not Funny ;p thaneyan, shako Cubans r not the only pple who eat chilly :P
thalethan:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! <-- thats all i can say :P~
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